This is a quick and easy pattern for the kind of slouchy, bad-hair-day-covering beret that is sometimes known as the Hipster Beanie. Slouchy beanies are comfy as hell and keep your ears warm without seriously squashing your hair. They also look good on most people, including those that “can’t pull off hats.” Trust me, I am one of those people that look absolutely ridiculous in most winter headgear and I still feel foxy as Betty White in this bad boy.
This model is plain and simple, modeled after the Vintage Tam Rose Beret which was voted a “Customer Favorite” on Free People. The Girlie Hat is also the soft, feminine cousin of the more fitted Manly Hat. I am all about His & Hers.
Any DK weight yarn works for this project. I used Patons Classic Wool in Water Chestnut. Use a 5.5 mm hook, or one size up from what the package recommends for a crochet project.
Dimensions: 26.5 cm/approx. 10 inches across.
Abbreviations: DC = double crochet, sl st = slip stitch, DCtog = Double crochet together. SC = single crochet. To DCtog: *Yarn over, insert hook in next stitch, yarn over, draw yarn through stitch, yarn over, draw yarn through 2 loops on hook* twice, yarn over, draw yarn through 3 loops on hook.
Begin using the “Magic Loop Method“. Chain 3 as first DC, DC 11 into ring. Join with a sl st in top of first chain. (12 DC).
Row 2: Chain 3, make 2 DC in next stitch and in next 10 stitches. Make another DC into the loop with the first chain of 3. Join with sl st in top of first chain. (24 DC).
Row 3: Chain 2, *make 2 DC in next stitch, 1 DC in following stitch* all the way around. Join with sl st in top of first chain. Using a turning chain of 2 only makes a smaller gap in between rows. (36 DC).
Row 4: Chain 2, DC in next stitch. 2 DC in following stitch. *DC once in each of next two stitches, 2 DC in next stitch* all the way around. Join with sl st in top of first chain. (48 DC).
Row 5: Chain 2, DC in next two stitches. *2 DC in following stitch, DC once in each of next three stitches* all the way around. Join with sl st in top of first chain. (60 DC).
Row 6: Chain 2, DC in next three stitches. *2 DC in following stitch, DC once in each of next 4 stitches* all the way around. Join with sl st in top of first chain. (72 DC).
Row 7: Chain 2, DC in next four stitches. *2 DC in following stitch, DC once in each of next 5 stitches* all the way around. Join with sl st in top of first chain. (84 DC).
Row 8: Chain 2, DC in next 5 stitches. *2 DC in following stitch, DC once in each of next 6 stitches* all the way around. Join with sl st in top of first chain. (96 DC).
Row 9: Chain 2, DC in next 6 stitches. *2 DC in following stitch, DC once in each of next 7 stitches* all the way around. Join with sl st in top of first chain. (108 DC).
Row 10: Chain 2, DC in next 7 stitches. *2 DC in following stitch, DC once in each of next 8 stitches* all the way around. Join with sl st in top of first chain. (110 DC).
Row 11-12: Work even. The hat will look like a very large pancake at this stage. Not to worry.
Row 13 and 14: Ch 2, DC in next 4 stitches. *DCtog, 1 DC in each of next 5 stitches* all the way around.
Row 16: Work even.
Row 17: Ch 1, SC in BACK LOOP ONLY of each stitch all the way around. Join with sl st.
Row 18 and finishing: Work even for 1 inch in SC. Fasten off.
Try on the hat to see how it fits, then wet block. Tack on an embellishment of your choice and enjoy. I like a big brooch, or you can try a bow like this one from creativeyarn (I made mine slightly larger).
::Note:: I improvised this pattern and wrote the instructions later. Toward the end, the stitch count on my actual hat differs a bit from the pattern here. If anything, the pattern is more symmetrical. It’s meant to be a sloppy hat, so just go with it.
::Note:: This is the same concept as the Manly Hat, and most hats really. Whatever number of stitches you start with, you want to increase by that number of stitches every round. This should make a nice, even, slightly curved piece of fabric that looks like a yarmulke. When the thing is wide enough to fit on your melon, begin to work even. This should cause the edges to roll slightly inward, bringing that nice even yarmulke shape into a dome.
If your hat is coming out too big, try starting with 10 stitches, or even 8. Also, you can make Row 16 another decrease row. Instead of working even, DCtog every 5 stitches.
Gateaux et Bisous 
I just love this hat (looks great on the model). It’s fun, funky, and cute. May have to make one myself – or maybe I can put in an order (hint, hint).
Love the picture so much I sat down to make this hat. However, first I did it with the “I” hook — way too big. So I unraveled and re-did with the “H” hook. I think it’s still too big — wondering how snugly it should fit on the head.
I am determined to wear this hat!!
When I made this, it resembled nothing but a giant pancake until about row 13. The single crochet band at the end will pull things in a LOT tighter. But if you finished it and it’s still way too big, I would try blocking before giving up. I blocked mine completely flat in a sort of beret shape, which made the hat less mushroom and more shapely.
Hope this helps!
Can I put in an order for one of these?
Can some one please explain what wet blocking is?
Can anyone tell me what wet blocking is please?
There’s a good how-to in the original Stitch n’ Bitch, and I’ll write a quickie post on it.
I don’t know why, but my hat turned out HUGE, not that I mind, it’s actually quite nice and it means I can cover my ears properly and tuck my hair in if I want too!
I have it on my Website if you would like to see it.
I like the blue! and yes, I’ve heard the pattern is quite baggy but it’s good for windy days!
I tried to make this but it was way too big and I ended up doing several things differently but it still looks quite similar
So I tried this hat with the I hook and like the above post it is way too big! So I am on a mission to complete this hat with my trusty G hook..we will see what happens!!
good luck! I crochet things very tightly and I like my hats baggy. I have a feeling this is why my pattern has not worked for everyone. hope you have some success this time.
Terrific-looking hat! Thank you! 🙂 🙂
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Just hand wrote out part of this pattern to finish making infront of tv, and just noticed -there is no row 15?
Do you remember which hook you used for the bow to make it larger than in the creativeyarn pattern?